Crimes:	Frightening everyone with vicious lies; offending all with malicious intent; pretending to be human; heresy against Officialness and our official truths, and general, all-round disobedience.
Reward:	2.) A pat on the head from the divine hand of our Supreme Over-Shepherd and 2.) private, covered pastures for life—in this world and the next (conditions apply for no. 2*)

(* Depending on availability, interest rates, inflation, elections, overall obedience and social credit-status, level of disinterest in privacy, and the general, official, mood of Officialness.)

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