Crimes:

Frightening everyone with vicious lies, offending all with malicious intent, pretending to be human, heresy against Officialness and our beautiful truths, and general, all-round disobedience.

Rewards:

1.) A pat on the head from the Divine Hand of your Supreme Shepherd and 2.) private, covered grazing pastures for life, in this world and the next (conditions apply for number 2*)

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